Parallel Universe . 16
ARRESTED MAN DIES FROM EATING COCAINE
HIDDEN IN BROTHER'S BUTT
Dateline, December 20, 2011
A true life story of brotherly love, from heaven!
North Charleston, located in South Carolina
Where no cop-car chase could be anything finer
Than the pursuit of Mitchell Brothers DeAngelo and Wayne
Faced with a life of Slammer-booty and pain
Mitchells transporting crack cocaine in their car
Should have hid the crack intact in an old fruit jar
DeAngelo foiled police, hoping to deflect 'em,
Put a full lid of crack up his hairy rectum.
Police videos show enterprising DeAngelo
Begging Baby Bro to eat out the blow.
Wayne chowed down on this Enterprising Clown,
Eating out Big Brother's ass for all Charleston Town.
Then, fried, Wayne died.
Overdosed with a glut of way too much crack and butt.
I, who have been labelled the Prince of Shtupp,
Could never make anything like this up!
DeAngelo bonded out of jail on the first,
Seeming like a caricature by Damian Hurst
Looking cadaverous, cold, and mean,
But Jesus Wept, boys! His ass was clean.
Now he's out looking for another Butt Otter
While the Fuzz have got him booked for manslaughter.
Oh, Carolina Moon! Keep shining
Shining on the one who eats for me.
Watch video, courtesy ABC4,
If you want to lose all the cookies in your store.
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